Mountain Dew Bulletin

2004-12-31T21:56:00.000-08:00

Sometimes I feelk like a pan head wityhpots for hands and drinks for lots of people. Then I think about the max beach with cats in hats on mats with bats and lots of macaroni and hoots. Yay....he
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2004-12-31T21:54:00.000-08:00

I am one the masters of this game

2004-12-31T21:48:00.000-08:00

MMMMMMM
Macaroni
Kraft is good
Just like cats on a Saturn's hood
In the Morning...?

2004-09-06T20:26:00.000-07:00

Bill
You were a friend
You were a father
You were a husband
You were a good man...
May your memories live on forever.
Thank you

William Siefferman
September 6, 2004
R.I.P.

2004-08-22T11:45:00.000-07:00

I like pancakes
With butter and syrup
They make me happy
Like peanut butter and jelly

2004-08-21T22:16:00.000-07:00

Monica is a swimmer
I ate her bird for dinner
If she didn't have hair
You know I would stare
When she has coffee
In the morning

2004-08-15T21:29:00.000-07:00

I'm gonna go to Chicago!!!
"OOHHH YEAHHHHHHHH!!!!"
Says the kool aid man!!
Helllll yeah!!!!
YeeeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaaahhh!!!!
mama don' like the rain in the morning
with pigs in the pans....

2004-08-08T17:55:00.000-07:00

i like to be a marshmallow with big mag cats.

2004-08-06T19:17:00.000-07:00

My boot smells like a toot
With lots of friends to loot
in the morning.

2004-08-03T22:26:00.000-07:00

My Dylan
My heart is acheing for you
So much, that my nose
Went Achoo
At boot camp you are
Doing push-ups I'm sure
The macaroni & cheese
I have to go stir

2004-08-03T13:46:00.000-07:00

Dye for you makes umbrellas eat pie on Tuesday evening with lots of sugar and toes. Things like ants and doors make life happy with hats for faces. Hats are like cats of berry milk bats on mats hit pits of rigs. Pigs are like chickens on steroids with Perry Como having potatos.
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Meow....

2004-07-31T15:18:00.000-07:00

The Enemy

I cannot feel the greif and pain
Of those whose children have been slain

Young bodies lay stretched in the sand
Soaked in blood lay their small hands

I hear an elderly man cry
Because of me his son shall die

I sat beside him in great guilt
And watched as the sun began to tilt

The wrinkles on his face, wet with tears
Fullfilled now was what he most feared

War on the horizon the warriors cried
The battle has ended and many have died

Souless and cold are the bodies I see
Suddenly I realize the enemy is me

2004-07-31T15:01:00.000-07:00

Emma what is your E-Mail address? This is crazy!!

Dearest Dylan
I miss you so
It's hard to believe
Your gone with
Your toe
A sailer you'll be
Very soon I see
Hopeing that you'll
Come back to me

For Dylan

2004-05-01T10:28:00.000-07:00

Dedicated to My Friend Jessica Cheever!

Jessica likes to play the flute
But she does't like to play the lute
She plays the flute
On just one boot
And when she plays it
It goes toot!Toot!
Yay!
Happy 16th Birthday Jessica!

2004-05-01T10:20:00.000-07:00

Hot tubs are hot
Or so I thought
Until I met Mrs. Weyrick

2004-05-01T10:18:00.000-07:00

Mmm cake
Cake is good
Cake is like ice cream
On a mustang's hood...
In the morning

2004-05-01T10:14:00.000-07:00

Have you ever been to Texeco?
Or eaten a burrito in Mexico?
The bushes are green
The way to be seen
Is act like a monkey with raibies.

2004-05-01T10:13:00.000-07:00

Roberts bank sucks.
It opens a 9:00am
Instead of 8:00am

2004-04-30T21:41:00.000-07:00

Devil Ducki

My devil ducki is evil
Just like evil kineval
Who looks like a weevil
Who names their kid kineval in the morning?

2004-04-30T21:38:00.000-07:00

My friend Erin is it
And even though she has a fit
Every time I say she's it
She'll always be my tenor friend
That is it in the morning

2004-04-30T21:34:00.000-07:00

Emma is a pirate
She tastes like pickles
She likes to be crazy
And quite Whobillgazy
When she eats her pickles in the morning

2004-04-30T21:25:00.000-07:00

Grandma is a saxophone
She likes to attack Erin.
She's bigger than Charlie
And doesn't like Farley
And loves to bite Erin
In the morning!

2004-04-30T21:23:00.000-07:00

I like blueberry muffins
They are like flies to frogs
Like blood to vampires
Like vibrant saturated colors to paint

2004-04-30T21:18:00.000-07:00

Crabs are grumpy
But not very bumpy (Even though they prbably are! Just go with it!)
Monkeys are crazy
But not very lazy
Lucien is a snickerdoodle
But not very snackerdoodlish?

2004-04-30T21:13:00.000-07:00

Crabs are grumpy
But not very bumpy(even though they probably are! Just go with it!)
Monkeys are crazy
But not very lazy
Lucien is a snickerdoodle
But not very snackerdoodlish?

2004-04-30T21:07:00.000-07:00

My friend Robert is quite a fellow.
His hair was brown
But now it's yellow
Yellow, orangish I would say
Like a dandilion from Miller Bay!
Thank You

2004-04-30T21:01:00.000-07:00

Will's muffler sucks. Acctually it probably blows more than it sucks. But it sucks because it blows. And if you put your eye upto it you'd probably get a black ring around your eye. Put! Put! Put!
Mostly by Dylan 3/4

2004-04-22T08:40:00.000-07:00

THE BIRD

As the bird flies to find it's soul
It gets lost along the way
Never to know how to get it.
Every flutter, every breath,
Death takes its toll
The bird not knowing where to find its soul
Lost in itself and never to live its life
But nothing as an empty shell.

- R. L. Percival

2004-04-22T08:35:00.000-07:00
I like Apples
Don't you too?
I like Apples?
Cows go moo!

Jessica is beautiful
Isn't that tootiful

Lisa likes cats
She likes cats in hats
She likes cats in hats on mats
That eat very few fats
And they are still very fluffly.
-Dedicated to Lisa

2004-04-20T10:17:00.000-07:00
I'd rather drink squids eyeball juice than mountain dew tasting like pee from a moose.

I like apple juice though. It is apple-y and good. Nothing beats my apple-y juice. I'd drink it every day if I could.